Leave it to ex-gay expert Warren Throckmorton (PhD!) to snag an interview with the reclusive Mrs. SquarePants. Turns out she’s fed up at all these gay rumors.
“Look,” she says, “sponges go with the flow, and we are sponges. So we are incensed that Dr. Dobson would call my Bobby gay. He is not gay, and I resent Dr. Dobson trying to use him as a political tool.”
Read the entire interview with the sassy sponge.